Boy oh boy did I miss being at home. Not since the days of the Berlin Wall did I ever have such an eventful coupla weeks. Forget doing the jig with dear ol Matilda on the tables at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich or retracing the steps of the Governator in Austria. First thing I did when I got home was take my 1954 Thing and jump on the autobahn. 65 kph with the top down, there is nothing like it in the world. Somehow I lost my teeth somewhere between Frankfurt and Salzburg. That's what I get for putting the pedal to the metal with my mouth open. I am just lucky Jorgy had a spare set. He's got a bit of an overbite however, so that took a little getting used to.

Didn't stop the mass consumption of beer though. That conehead guy on tv scarfin down all that shit paper aint got nothing on me. Boy did he have a lot of teeth though. It's amazing what you can see on tv these days. I caught the season premire of Murphy Brown and Moonlighting both in one night. What a treat.

I must appologize for taking off so suddenly, but even the best of directors take unexpected leaves of absence. And I tell ya what, we here at SGG productions have a reputation to uphold. All true and loyal fans know exactly where I am going with this. So we will attempt to rekindle the spirit that is this glorious tribute to hasbeen's, wannabe's and neverwas's. On with the show.

-SGG